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IC CONTACT [text; voice; video]

[voicemail;]
[Is Yoshitsune humming the theme to Doraemon? You bet your ass he is-- then there's a stop] Ain't answerin', so I'm either asleep or at the arcade or with someone. Sexual favors will have to wait, but no doubt I will handle the huge demand singlehandedly (or no-handedly if that's your thing) when I get back. Invite your friends! Leave a message.

Comments

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were you trying to type with other parts of your anatomy
actually strike that don't
answer that
just don't send messages to me with your penis

e v e r

can't get a business loan til i'm here for a while??